THE ORIGINAL BAD HABIT IS BACK ONLINE
CRACKBERRY
CRKB2%
●●●○   CRACK.NET
CRACK BERRY1 NEW MESSAGEOPEN   •   IGNORE
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INBOX 47
BATTERY 2%

ONE BERRY.
ZERO SELF CONTROL.

SCROLL TO ENABLE BAD DECISIONS ↓
CRACK BERRY • $CRACK • ONE MORE MESSAGE • ONE MORE CHECK • ONE MORE BERRY • 
[ 001 — THE HABIT ]

BEFORE SCREEN TIME,
THERE WAS CRACK BERRY.

✣EST. BEFORE YOU KNEW BETTER

An internet experiment powered by tiny keys, poor impulse control, and the primal need to check one more message.

No suits. No charts. No guy saying “ecosystem” seventeen times.

Just one extremely online berry, paired with BlackBerry stock on Robinhood Chain and vibrating itself off the table.

START CLICKING THINGS
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
HARDWARE FOR BAD DECISIONS™
[ 002 — SAY SOMETHING ]

TYPE LIKE
IT’S 2007.

The keys are tiny.
The confidence is enormous.
Try typing CRACK.

TO: CRACK BERRY●●● 2%
_

TYPE SOMETHING. WE DARE YOU.

PING • PING • PING • PING • YOU CHECKED AGAIN • PING • PING • 
[ 003 — THE TRACKBALL ]

KEEP
SCROLLING.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

DRAG THE BALL →
47999+PINGAGAIN
BAD DECISIONS004802
[ 004 — BERRY MEETS BERRY ]
LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN*

TWO BERRIES.
ONE RIDICULOUS
EXPERIMENT.

CRACK BERRY$CRACK
×
BB
QWERTY
ASDFG
BLACKBERRYSTOCK PAIR

$CRACK rides alongside BlackBerry. Past meets unhinged present on Robinhood Chain.

TRADING LINK SOON

*THIS IS A MEME PROJECT, NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. PLEASE RETAIN AT LEAST A SHRED OF SELF CONTROL.

[ 005 — DIAGNOSTIC ]

HOW CRACKED
ARE YOU?

CURRENT CONDITIONSUSPICIOUSLY NORMAL22%
NORMAL PERSONCHECKING AGAINFULL CRACK BERRY
[ 006 — INBOX (47) ]

EVERYONE
IS WORRIED.

But your inbox has never looked healthier.

✣ CRACKMAIL_ □ ×
FROM: MOM@CONCERN.NET

Are you still staring at that thing?

I made dinner. It is cold now.

[ 007 — NOTHING TO SEE HERE ]

THIS GOT
OUT OF HAND.

[ 008 — DEFINITELY A PLAN ]

EXTREMELY
SERIOUS ROADMAP

PHASE 01FIND BERRY.→
PHASE 02PRESS BUTTONS.→
PHASE 03CHECK AGAIN.→
PHASE 04LOSE TRACK OF TIME.→
PHASE 05BECOME THE BERRY.→